Well, this gives a new meaning to the sex term “car sex,” of the most popular lines in movie history from ‘The Wizard of Oz’ and the joke about a banana in the tailpipe. A 24-year-old man was caught by police in Newton, Kansas trying to stick his dick into the exhaust pipe of a car.
Surprisingly (not!), the man was drunk as a skunk with a blood alcohol level of .35, enough to mimic the effects of anesthesia. The legal limit for driving under the influence is 0.08, so this man was more than four times the legal limit.
The man was subdued when he was tasered by the police after he wouldn’t stop trying to penetrate that pipe. He was even too drunk to go to jail so police brought the man to the man to closest hospital. Police want to charge the man with a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. There is no news out of Newton, Kansas or their police department on who the owner of the car was. What’s the most surprising thing about this story is that it wasn’t in Florida.
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